Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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