Don't you send me to vm
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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