I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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