I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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