i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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