i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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