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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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