dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Randomize
