Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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