My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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