My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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