Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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