I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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