its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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