Can Purell be used as lube?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
