Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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