I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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