thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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