WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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