Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
