Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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