even my farts smell like vagina
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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