Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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