we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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