Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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