What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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