I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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