i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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