I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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