haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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