OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
and she was petting her beer can
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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