Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The best revenge is premature balding
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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