How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
