Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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