Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
please come you make the beer taste better
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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