Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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