i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
please don't ironically join a cult
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