Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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