yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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