I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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