the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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