Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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