what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Are we still banned from the library?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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