spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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