idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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