garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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