youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Randomize
