It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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