I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
you didnt know i had herpes?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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