So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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