Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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