So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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