It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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