Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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