She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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