i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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