oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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