woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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